Monday 4/14/2014
7:46 a.m. A Caroline Road resident reported that the neighbors have been tossing their feces over the fence and into his yard.
10:37 a.m. A man on Two Mile Drive claimed that his gun-toting neighbor threatened to shoot his dog.
11:05 a.m. A hospital employee reported that an aggressive turkey was outside patrolling the main entrance of the hospital and harassing patients. Shortly after the complaint, the turkey had stationed itself on top of the building, successfully evading capture.
12:38 p.m. A cow that was wandering down Farm to Market Road was nearly hit by a man on a motorcycle.
1:25 p.m. A woman on Sixth Street West reported that the neighbors were peering over her fence into her backyard. She was informed that nothing illegal had occured.
2:52 p.m. A Hungry Horse resident reported that a highly intoxicated woman walked in through the front door and asked about her friend’s whereabouts. She then left on foot and made her way to the closest bar.
3:48 p.m. A woman called from South Hilltop Road to report that she has spotted three to six unidentified flying objects less than 100 feet from her trailer.
4:16 p.m. A dog on Middle Road is kept in a wooden kennel without a view.
6:33 p.m. A Caroline Road man reported that the neighbor kid called him a mean name, trespassed onto his property, throws rocks onto his roof, and cut his garden hose.
7:03 p.m. A Kalispell woman reported that her soon-to-be ex-husband allowed their young son to wear a helmet that appeared to be too large for his head.
7:23 p.m. An intoxicated man on Highway 82 claimed that his drunken roommate called him names.
8:02 p.m. Someone found what was assumed to be a shallow grave that had been dug up near a transient camp down by the river.