Flathead Valley Police Blotter: Kalispell, Montana News

11:08 a.m. Someone on Highway 93 reports that a truck was driving a “hair” over the center line.

5:10 p.m. According to a Kila resident, a neighbor’s dog barks far too frequently. Despite sitting at the residence for quite some time, authorities did not hear the dog bark.

2:03 p.m. Ten to fifteen tom turkeys went missing yesterday from a Bigfork home. The reporting party notes that someone in a truck recently drove by and made admiring comments about said turkeys.

2:20 p.m. A local individual received a damage package purchased off Ebay and wanted authorities to look at it before he sent it back.

3:05 p.m. Someone left their garbage at a local dump but neglected to pay. The subject was contacted and returned to pay the fee.

4:26 p.m. Someone overfilled their gas tank at a local convenience store, causing a small spill.

4:39 p.m. Someone called to report that a dog had “the mange” and was being neglected in Evergreen. The dog in question was actually just old.

4:30 a.m. A young woman claims that she was followed by a male subject while walking home from Kila. He evidently hid in the bushes every time she turned around.

4:10 p.m. A vicious Jack Russell terrier ran wild in Somers. The pooch allegedly snarled and growled at the reporting party when approached.

12:05 a.m. Someone reportedly saw an object fall out of the sky near Tally Lake.

9:16 p.m. A man at the Whitefish Amtrak station was allegedly threatening other passengers with his cane. The complaint was eventually cancelled, and train officials handled the conflict.

1:08 a.m. Authorities helped sort out a complex domestic dispute involving a man, his ex-wife and his current girlfriend. According to the ex-wife, the girlfriend shot the man in the foot. Although he had not in fact been shot in the foot, he was treated for what appeared to be a gunshot wound on his shoulder. The girlfriend was taken to the hospital for pain related to an alleged strangling.

10:15 a.m. A concerned citizen called to report that a dog was lying on the ground and foaming at the mouth near Sweetgrass Lane. This behavior is in fact quite normal for a Saint Bernard.

5:12 p.m. A 22-year-old male subject stuffed an energy drink down his pants and attempted to leave an Evergreen box store.

11:13 p.m. A Columbia Falls resident claims that they were awoken in the night by someone rattling their door. She didn’t see anyone outside and neither did police.

11:43 p.m. Someone in Whitefish noticed a female subject passed out near a dumpster. Although it is unknown why she lost consciousness, the woman made it home by the time authorities arrived.