By Christie Burns, 5-17-12
8:18 a.m. A Lakeside man reported that his mother and her boyfriend’s daughter were kicking his wife.
8:27 a.m. An unruly third-grader punched his principal in the stomach.
9:18 a.m. A woman on Duff Lane reported that someone had rummaged through and stolen items from her unlocked vehicle.
9:23 a.m. Someone on Hilltop Drive complained that the neighbors are harassing him over the idea of erecting a fence.
10:15 a.m. A large dog was seen dashing back and forth across Highway 2 East.
11:52 a.m. Two disobedient pit bulls reportedly dug up a Lakeside woman’s garden.
12:20 p.m. Someone on Echo Lake reported that their paddle boat has gone missing.
1:03 p.m. Reportedly, there was a large, low flying jet spraying toxic chemicals over the Columbia Falls area.
2:13 p.m. Someone called in to discuss transient evidence and potential fire hazards.
3:33 p.m. A resident on Mallard Loop reported that a beagle, at the time of the call, was standing in their yard.
3:38 p.m. Two dogs on Helena Flats Road attempted to abduct a goose and a duck.
8:57 p.m. Someone found a small chocolate Lab tied to a tree in Woodland Park and took it home.
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