By Christie Burns, 4-27-12
8:19 a.m. Reportedly, someone driving a sun-bleached orange truck down Ridgewood Drive in Columbia Falls was dropping nail-studded cedar shakes out along the road.
8:52 a.m. An Evergreen man called in to say that he almost ran over some kids who were picking up trash along the road. He didn’t believe this was a safe activity.
9:02 a.m. A man on Highway 2 East reported that he spilled nails out all over the road. He was concerned that he might not be able to retrieve all of the nails before getting hit by a vehicle.
9:12 a.m. A man on Highway 35 in Kalispell complained that the bird in his backyard was too noisy for his significant other to sleep.
9:46 a.m. A Mountain Meadow Road resident reported that llama just wondered up the driveway.
10:19 a.m. A Pheasant Drive man complained that the neighbor was blowing rocks and grass onto his truck again.
10:45 a.m. Someone in Marion found some sort of poison on Lodgepole Drive. Additionally, more poison was reportedly found near the boat launch.
11:42 a.m. A large fight involving nearly a dozen people, bats, an axe and “other things” broke out on Frontage Road. Numerous people were arrested.
1:20 p.m. Someone near Whitefish spotted a stray hound dog that “looked like a giant beagle.”
5:58 p.m. A woman described as having missing teeth and an “oozing sore” on her face was seen drinking in a Kalispell Bar. Apparently, she was on probation and not to be drinking alcohol.
8:47 p.m. A “little, yapper dog” on Ridgewood Drive barked for 20 minutes.
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