By Christie Burns, 8-13-12
8:14 a.m. Eight loose cows were spotted sleeping on the side of Helena Flats Road.
9:09 a.m. A Yodelin Ridge Road man claimed to have received death threats via Facebook. He was advised to block that person.
9:40 a.m. Someone saw a distressed black dog wearing a blanket and tangled up in wire on Cottonwood Drive.
10:33 a.m. A man driving a blue Subaru made off with one bottle of wine from a store on Nucleus Avenue in Columbia Falls.
10:42 a.m. Four loose goats were seen making their way toward the Highway near Kila. The goats were herded up and hauled home.
12:13 p.m. Reportedly, a man on Meadowlark Drive has devious plans to bait and kill neighborhood cats.
12:56 p.m. A woman on Conrad Drive claimed that another woman in her trailer court stole her new plants. The other woman claimed that the plants were hers.The two women agreed to split the plants.
1:50 p.m. A Lakeside man reported that someone at the Kalipsell Center Mall threatened to kill him.
2:04 p.m. The president of a homeowners association in Kalispell said one of the residents removed some boulders due to their lack of aesthetic appeal.
2:19 p.m. A Coram resident saw a “strange” man crouch down next to his truck and thought it was weird.
3:16 p.m. A man on Valley View Drive reported that while he was out of town someone shot out the windows of his vehicles.
3:34 p.m. Someone called 911 after seeing a very small boy driving a white pickup truck through Kila.
3:37 p.m. A report was made by someone who heard from someone else that a man near the Hungry Horse Dam was waving a gun around and threatening to use it. According to the caller, he was last seen hiding in the bushes, watching people.
5:26 p.m. A man on Valley View Drive reported that a 14-year-old boy tried to burn his house down with a can of gas.
6:49 p.m. A worried and suspicious grandmother in Bigfork witnessed her young grandson toting around marijuana paraphernalia.
7:42 p.m. An Evergreen woman called in complaining that her neighbor yelled at her 11-year-old boy. The neighbor apparently yelled at the kid for doing unsafe things. The mother was advised that nothing illegal had occurred here.
8:34 p.m. An extraordinarily intoxicated man fell off his jet ski. He received only minor injuries.
3:55 a.m. An intoxicated woman was arrested after luring her ex-boyfriend out of his house then assaulting him.
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