Thursday Apr. 17, 2014
Flathead Valley Police Blotter

11:05 a.m. A hospital employee reported that an aggressive turkey was outside patrolling the main entrance of the hospital and harassing patients. Shortly after the complaint, the turkey had stationed itself on top of the building, successfully evading capture.

3:48 p.m. A woman called from South Hilltop Road to report that she has spotted three to six unidentified flying objects less than 100 feet from her trailer.
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7:52 a.m. A Moon Lake Trail resident called in to discuss the recent activities of a feral cat. Apparently, the cat has caused "massive destruction" in the neighborhood and has been involved in a number of fights with more domesticated animals.

3:07 p.m. A tenant in an apartment complex on First Avenue West reported that every Friday night his neighbor threatens to beat him up.
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10:08 a.m. A Somers man reported that a boat propeller and one cannon ball have gone missing from his front yard.

11:50 a.m. A man on Aluminum Drive found a wounded parrot in his garage.
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5:44 p.m. A woman on Western Drive reported that her roommate pointed a pistol at her then returned it to the holster she wears on her hip.

9:56 p.m. A woman on Arbour Drive reported that she had been parked on the side of the road for several minutes shining her headlights on a man in a red jacket. Apparently, he had been standing motionless in the middle of the road for some time.
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1:30 p.m. The owner of a gas station in Lakeside has footage of someone stealing his giant M&M machine.

1:08 a.m. A man called 911 claiming that he was tired of eating sweets and wanted a sandwhich. He was advised that his sandwich order was not considered an emergency.
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11:13 p.m. A delightfully intoxicated man called 911 to validate law enforcement in their services by stating that they are "very important" to him. He had no other emergency to report

1:03 a.m. A Hungry Horse resident complained that he and his family were unable to sleep due to the neighbors "boom boom" music.
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2:34 p.m. A Kalispell woman reported that her neighbor called her an "old bag." She added that she was in her 20's and not old enough to be called such a thing.

5:24 p.m. A Cally Road resident found his neighbors' stolen car parts while cleaning his yard.
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4:43 p.m. An intoxicated Evergreen man called 911 to report that his girlfriend stole his dinner.

5:57 p.m. According to employee at a Columbia Falls gas station, a repeat offender in overalls brought his dog into the trucker's lounge again.
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